The Grammys Fashion Dish!

Literally every website on the internet aka the WORLD WIDE WEB, is doing some Grammy fashion break down or top ten list. What ladies looked good, what ladies looked thin, what ladies look cray! And honestly it’s like, we get it! I live Tweeted all those thoughts last night y’all.

I LOVE the Grammy’s and watching them was so much fun. But I don’t need to make a list about who looked the best and make you guys sit through some boring countdown we all know is going to end with Beyonce killing it so hard no one can touch her. I mean, right? We all know that’s where it’s ending. We all know there’s no touching Bey. I know you guys are smarter than that and I won’t talk to you like you’re idiots and pretend I’m some genius for hailing to our queen!

Instead I’m going to talk about the fashion that made me laugh or feel inspired or feel any emotion at all other than “they look cute”. Because cute is boring. And I hate boring.

I’m also going to focus a little more on the fellas because I feel like no one gives them love – they’re not all wearing the same suit people!

Are you allowed to call people this young sexy? I don’t actually really care, just wondering like, what protocol is for things like this. This lil cutie is like a boy Taylor Swift. All blonde, and pretty, and innocent, but like, low key saying really poignant things in his songs. Country music just sneaks up on you like that babes. Don’t let the cuteness fool you, country singers have deep feelings, and those lyrics are ON POINT.

Trust the one who’s been where you are wishing all it was was sticks and stones
Those words cut deep but they don’t mean you’re all alone
You’re not invisible
Hear me out, there’s so much more to life than what you’re feeling now
Someday you’ll look back on all these days and all this pain is gonna be… Invisible
Oh, invisible

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Awards shows are crazy because we just like, let these celebrities look like INSANE people and then call it “fashion” and tell them they’re taking risks. If I wore those pants and just walked around like normal I would be taking a risk too…WITH MY LIFE.


He looks like a lady – I love an ombre but this is almost ruining the trend for me. Ugh. Jared. You are really talented and that movie was really inspiring and beautiful but then you come to the Grammy’s like a crazy and you ruin everything. STOP. Just stop.

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I have nothing to say about this except that that was a real ass thought. Like, she still exists? Cray! Good for you Paris, good for you, you look fine!


Do I really even need to say anything about this? Can you guys see?
I don’t understand the look or the vibe or anything. He’s usually so on point too. To be fair, I would still listen to anything he made or buy anything he sold despite the hat. Actually, now that I think about it more, the hat makes me feel like I’m missing something because I don’t feel like Pharrell would make such a crazy mistake – like, maybe he just knows something about the future that we don’t know yet.



I’m laughing right now because I’m visualizing a million different people underneath those masks and it’s hilarious. But mostly I’m concerned about how they breath in those because I don’t see air wholes anywhere.

Um, Keith, I’m confused about a few things. First of all, when you sing you have a southern (American) accent, but you’re from Australia and are married to Nicole Kidman, so is that natural, or part of the act, or like something they made you do in Nashville when you recorded your album so now to stay true to your songs you have to sing like that?? Let me know! Second of all, this hair. This hair is really aggressive and really intense and really powerful. I feel like you take pride in your hair and that makes me take pride in you as a human. I love the highlights. I love the layers. I love the whole vibe. YOU GO GIRL!


HOLY HELL PINK! Everything is great about you. I am literally in awe of you and your cirque vibes and the fact that you could just spin around for a million years three hundred feet above the most famous people in the music industry and not give a damn. You look so good and you sounded even better. STANDING O FOR PINK YO!


UM LORDE I LOVE YOU. I am so happy that she exists for young people right now. Her perspective and her wisdom is beyond her years and I feel like she can just inspire so many people.

Here is my one question and no one really seemed to make a thing out of this but I am still confused – what’s up with your fingers? They are dipped in black paint? Is that just like extreme nail art? Or is there meaning to this that I’m missing? Or is it just something you think is cool? Am I too old and just don’t know what’s hip for 17 year olds? I don’t know!


I want to shoutout Madonna and Macklemore + Ryan Lewis for the touching marriage moment. How major was that?
It’s all about equality and LOVE people! More on that later this week 🙂